I feel like I'm in dance class right now
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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