He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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