Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Just puked most of my soul out..
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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