I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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