Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Houston, we have a squirter
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
If I die, sorry about rent.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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