so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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