We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You need a sexual gate keeper
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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