Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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