I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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