Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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