u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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