All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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