And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
