When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
