I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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