so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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