I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
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