just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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