Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Houston, we have a blender
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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