i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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