We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
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