shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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