Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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