So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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