so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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