if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
whose ass print is on the piano?
Alive.
So much puke
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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