Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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