They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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