its not stalking. its research.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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