If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
