My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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