I'm jealous of your bromance
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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