just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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