You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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