Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We're like a lot better than the average bears
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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