I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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