come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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