So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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