im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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