windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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