So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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