I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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