I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
