He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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