me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I don't deserve a penis
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
tell me about the fingering
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