It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
So many bounce houses so little time
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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