GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Randomize
