I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
