Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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