I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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