dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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