Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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